Worst flash movie ever


I've always wanted to create a mini 'skit' or something using flash. But I was just too lazy (and not skilled enough) to do it. And, I never really had a reason. But yesterday, a wannabe got thumped big time and apparently he complained to his bully friend. Being a "good friend", the bully did what he *can* do -- call this blog "puke-worthy", which I wouldn't really refute. This blog could well be on its way to beat the likes of ogrish.com, rotten.com, or even better, themaanga.blogspot.com.
So, I thought I'll use this opportunity to spend an hour in flash and make some seriously messed up video to prove them right. However, I would suggest that you visit at least some of the links that I've provided to get some context.



On a totally unrelated note - I know not many of you are going to leave comments in your original IDs. And some of you might feel like what I had described in this post. That's fine. I'm still a novice in "local paaltix". I want it to be that way.

PS. I tried 'lip sync' for sometime, it took about 15 minutes for just 1 minute. I don't think this video is worth spending so much time.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol ! :D
So this is is just the pilot, right? We need more!

Anonymous said...

hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Putvoted!

Dubakoor said...

haaa haa haa...

vaanam poligirathu
boomi vilakirathu..

ange ippadi ellam mookudaippu nadakirathu..!

it seems puke of the day turned to be (monna)mook of the day

Anonymous said...

BTW, the I's name is Sriram. He keeps I to cover up his inferiority complex. Great one dude.

vijay said...

it may be of interest to you to note that the nutjob Nilu depends on his puke for a living. read this
http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-Yvks0dkibKeD0bmvCmHBDsAC?p=2754

when you ask him about this in his blog, he bans you, LOL!

Suresh said...

@Anon1,
Let's see if I have "more reasons".

@dubakoor
haha, playa palamoli "aalam theriyamal kaalai vidaadhe" nyabathukku varudhu.

@Ano4
"Great one dude"? hahaha. Thanks.
Yeah I know his 'other' name. But 'I' is so "kewl" and "hip", especially for a 'stoner'.

@Vijay
I hope he doesn't ask me any money. Seriously, I don't have any 'rendu rooba coins'.

I wonder how many of you are not the same people (except for dubakoor). Parava illa, he does seem to have some loyal 'allakais'.

Anand said...

Nice one!

Anonymous said...

"unga mugaraikku idhuve podhum" ROFTL!

The Individualist said...

The last sentence was a bit offensive, you know. lol
But otherwise, the last few lines were hilarious. I do think that the person did not deserve so much of quality time, but obviously, its your decision, at the end of the day-

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha!

funny how the animated suresh seems to have a big schlong :-)

Anonymous said...

You sir, are a genius.
Thanks for letting the world know that you can be funny without using profane words(or their equivalent in other languages)
Comedy still lives.

Anonymous said...

i mean, these words

Kingsley said...

ஓத்தா, சரியான போட்டி!

Suresh said...

@Sudhir - a bit offensive? just the last sentence? prava illa, you seem to have raised your threshold :)).

@insecure anonymous - try this version. The penis you had imagined isn't even there in it. Now you can call me a castrated eunuch and feel good about yourself. (Damn, I'm such a good guy!)

@anon (about words) - Thanks.


@Kingsley - hahaha

neha vish said...

Hilarious! Ennama talentu!

The Individualist said...

No no. You misinterpreted me. For a third person, the last sentence was a bit offensive. ;)
But if I were 'I', naan innerathukku thooku maati seththuruppen unless of course, the rope decides am not worth its effort. :p

Hawk said...

this was some reallly good stuff. u actually have some talent. your voice is excellent too.

far from me to suggest what u shld blog about - but i seriously think u could write a good high Quality blog. just dont get drawn into any argument. pick and chose worthy arguments. but have posts on things that does not have u arguing about something.

my 0.02 cents. u can take it or leave it.

and have

Hawkeye said...

the prev comment was by me.

amnotnilu said...

Sooooooooooooobeeeeeeeeer !

Anonymous said...

we need more such people to confront him and also google reference to his name should lead to his hate blogs.

This way, we can ensure that he gets fired from his current job and also doesn't get any other job in the future. This would force him to open his own shop and that would be called Puke Shop. The shop might sell Sex Toys.

I have heard that Nilakantan Rajaraman is a mentally retarded person. His posts also prove that.

Suresh said...

@Neha - romba thaanks'u!

@Sudhir - illada the last line was not for the viewer it was for the "heroes" who dreamt the whole thing.
And I think we're stretching the "right to suicide" argument a bit too far :p.

@Hawk - Thanks for the comment (and breaking the ice). Your observation and your suggestion are quite valid indeed. To be argumentative (often to the extent of irritating everyone) is my "nature" and I think it shows here. I would try to tone it down.

@ Anon (last) - As much as I've pulled him I actually have some respect for the guy. This video was for trying to mess with me. Otherwise, I don't hate his blog or anything. Even if I did, I wouldn't expect him (or anyone) to stop blogging or change his (her) style or whatever.
But I totally agree with you when you say "we need more such people to confront him" (or anyone). I think that's what makes critical thinking possible. And I hope some one makes a better flash movie and makes fun of me. If there's anything good about being egotistical, it motivates you to create fun stuff.
It's the reverse of the palamoli "ooru rendu patta kootadhikku kondattam". That is, "koothadhinga rendu patta oorukku kondattam".

Sriram said...

Soober!! BRILLIANT!!

Anonymous said...

excellent dialogues, amazing skit. may be you could have spent another hour and improved the animation part. it's still damn funny!
btw, did you give voice to all the characters?

The Individualist said...

lol @ stretching the 'right to suicide' argument too far. :p

subhash said...

suresh,
the animation was funny. And I think nilu is an excellent writer irrespective of his "puke of the day".

Suresh said...

@Sriram - cool, thanks ;).

@anon - Actually I spent another 5 minutes to get Nilu's mouth moving (personal request by mail). Yeah I got a hang of the whole lip-sync thing, irundhalum edho elachu pona eruma maatla paal karandha maari, why fiddle with a video already seen by whoever needs to see it? ippudiye irukkattum.
Yeah, all voices are mine (my voice and the rowdy child's voice are both natural). Other voices were altered by changing the pitch.

@Subhash - Yes, like I had said, he's alright. But given that he is popular already, my judgment is immaterial.

The Individualist said...

Ever got so many comments for less malicious, more complicated posts?
Curious.

Suresh said...

@sudhir,

engada..! cannot blame them though. Everybody writes about general stuff, complicated, philosophical, political etc., people might be tired of reading the same nonsene wherever they go. They might not want to engage in a discussion that they probably have had several times before (imagine, if you would be discussing "free will" again if you know it's going to be like our discussions here, earlier. I won't. I'll just quote the links to our discussion :p).

Adhukkaga namma eludhama irukka mudiyadhu, and nan eludhitten appudingradhukkaga avanga comment vida mudiyadhu. "Idhellam arasiyal'la saadharnamappa."

Plus "personal references" always draw people. So inime once in a week I'm going to choose a popular blogger and make a crappy flash video about him/her :p. eppudi idea?

Priya said...

Superb idea. Go ahead and do it. And i'll become a regular visitor of this blog. So will a lot of people. Most of them your enemies too. Haha...

Such a hilarious piece of work from you! Haha... I didn't expect it. Keep up the good work!:)

I did visit Nilu's blog once, kind of long ago. I thought he was some kind of mentally-disturbed person to post such pics and entries like 'puke of the day'. How did your blog get there? What does he have against you?!

The Individualist said...

lol That seems to be a novel idea. Maybe I should do something on those lines too. (And to think I wasted my life studying multimedia for around three years and shelling out an astronomical figure-) :(
Er wonder why am 'cribbing'! (hint.. hint..) :p
And yes, now that that word has come up, it is quite amazing how a word can be distorted by a mere usage of a few people and come to mean something that it never was assigned to mean.
(Thoughtful look)Looks like a good idea to form a group and to keep distorting the meanings of various words so much so that the entire society becomes mystified on their usage.
At least, the world will be a lot quieter.

Am not Nilu said...

kalakal video.....

Anonymous said...

Toooooooooooooooooodddd youuuuuu neeeed to get laiiiiiiiiidd....

AAAAAAAAhahahahahaha.... maaan that was fuckin hilarious!!!! Awesome awesome job... Appreciate the creativity and originality (umm...actually Gounder pannadhadhu illai...)still, this was sexy man...

Suresh said...

@ Priya - how did my blog there? well I got there in comments a few times, so my blog followed in.

@ Sudhir - hahaha@"cribbing"

@ am not - hey I wanted to thank you for the pictures. I took them from your site.

@ anon - thanks ;). Gounder? you mean Goundamani?

The Individualist said...

lol saw it again. Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

"article rombe nalla irruku"

evalavuthan un moochikku ezhuthe mudiyum

Belle1979 said...

Video amateura irindaalum... it was very hilarious... I think you love to rub people on the wrong side... Thats very interesting... Waiting for some more interesting videos...

Girish said...

hi all

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